Exhibit A: Olives
Black, green, pitted, unpitted, pickled, spiced - you name it - they all taste like salty crap to me.
Exhibit B: Durian
I've come across quite a bit of durian in my journeys through Asia. When I was in Thailand and Malaysia, this stuff was everywhere. Oh man. That stench just would not go away no matter how hard I tried to escape it. There's a dessert place here, Lucky Dessert, in Causeway Bay that specializes in Durian pancakes. To me, it tastes the way it smells, and has the texture of mashed potatoes. Bleh.
Exhibit C: Cheese
Phwhat?!? you ask? Yea, I know. I'm surprised too. Cheese just doesn't do it for me. It just tastes stinky and salty. The ones that are fermented to the point where spores and other specimen have grown on it creep me out the most. I guess this is the Asian side of me speaking.
Crazy, eh? Yea, I thought so too.
And, of course, we all know my two loves of all time are:
chocolate